Trying to find answers!!!……Its all me at Grey cells ……. Unfinished thoughts

Say right thing when drunk ;-)

Posted in Drinking..., Food, Funny, life, Marriage, Men, wife is always right, Woman by nagaje on May 4, 2010

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. “Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!”

Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, “Son, what happened last night?”

 His son says, “Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.  Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door”. Confused, the man asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!”

 His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, “LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I’M MARRIED!”

Moral :

Self-induced hangover – Rs 400.00
Broken crockery – Rs 800.00
Breakfast – Rs 50.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – “PRICELESS”

Hey hello I am not advocating drinks….. Just to tickle a funny bone!!

Cheeerio

 

 

 

Alchohol……. An Intoxication

Posted in Drinking..., me, Thoughts, Uncategorized, World by nagaje on November 23, 2007

Alchohol…. .. can u believe is  just a mixture of Corbon , Hydrogen &  Oxygen…

A simple mixture causing world of complexities…..Believe me it has its benifits when it is a part of  medicines  … BUT largely its  an Intoxicating agent….

It easily gets absorbed directly into the blood stream… No doubt it reduces the feeling of fatigue.. initially … but .. slowly starts impairing Everything else….that are vital faculties of human functioning….

If you need to understand alcohol… .. more dramatically……

*  It s a reason to party 🙂

* It can reduce a Lion of a Man to tears…

*  Gets friends from nowhere on a Bar counter…

*  Who knows .. I have even heard it can work as an aphrodisiac…..

* For some it’s a style statement…. Class.. …

* Believed to be a Pain Killer???

* People loosen out more with a glass than with a psychiatrist.

* Some feel more stronger than any health drink…..

* Its Confidence Booster 🙂

* Some use it as ‘ Compose’

Hmmmm…….. List can get end less…… as it is as big as the number of Drinking crowd.

Now!!! …. … Wht’s MY reason to Drinks…… I will not Share…

Will You share yours??….

Cheers…………